ROX HOFF | $300 AND A PERSONALITY UPGRADE INCLUDED - 44

Breaking news from the Department of Excellent Decisions: For a limited time, Rox Hoff is accepting applications from charming humans who enjoy laughter, chemistry, and leaving a little happier than they arrived. Let’s keep this simple. Her rate is $300 hr, and yes, that includes conversation that won’t make you wish you were in a meeting instead. Rates: Wrapped Bare QV – $200 QV – $300 30m – $280 30m – $380 1h – $400 1h – $500 2h – $550 2h – $650 8h – $1,200 8h – $1,300 What you get with Rox: • A woman who looks like she’d return your shopping cart • A sense of humor sharp enough to cut tension • The ability to make an hour feel like a mini vacation • Just enough sass to keep you on your toes • Zero awkward small talk about the weather What you don’t get: • Boring energy • Judgment • A lecture about your fantasy football team • Cheap vibes. This is a boutique experience, sir. Sample testimonials that may or may not be written by people who forgot what day it was: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “I arrived stressed and left wondering why I don’t make better life choices more often.” – Local Overthinker ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “She’s like a spa day but with better jokes and eye contact.” – Relaxed Gentleman ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “I laughed, I smiled, I checked my bank account and still felt it was worth it.” – Financially Responsible Adult Rox Hoff is polished, playful, and priced at a tidy $300 because quality time shouldn’t feel like a clearance rack. Rates: Wrapped Bare QV – $200 QV – $300 30m – $280 30m – $380 1h – $400 1h – $500 2h – $550 2h – $650 8h – $1,200 8h – $1,300 Come correct. Come clean. Come ready to have a good time and leave with a story you’ll absolutely not tell your coworkers.