Posted: Monday, May 4, 2026 6:30 AM
THE JOKE A young lady becomes a hooker, and after her first night on the streets, the other hookers are asking her how it went... "Well, the first guy I met was really hot! A marine with all kinds of muscles!" "Ooh! Nice!" another girl says. "How'd it go" "Well I told him it was $400 for a Fluck. He said he didn't have that much. So I told him it's $250 for a blowjob. He didn't have that much either. So I said it's $100 for a hand job. He agreed. So I unzipped him and pulled his dick out. Oh my God it was huge! I wrapped one hand around the base, and a second hand above that, and then I put my first hand above the second hand and there was still more dick!" "Oh my God! What happened next" the other girl says. "I loaned him $300." THE REAL 208 PUNCH LINE No I won't lend you the cash nor will I negotiate, but I am most definitely looking for the well endowed lover. I offer witty, flirt-forward companionship for men who enjoy 546 humor with a little edge, easy conversation, and an evening that feels fun instead of forced. Think laughs first, tension second, and zero awkwardness. Read the joke. If you’re still smiling afterward, you know what to do. Rates (companionship): • Quick Visit – $200 • 30 minutes – $280 • 1 hour – $400 • 2 hours – $560 • Extended (8h) – $1,500 Discreet. 9396 Respectful. Adults only. 📲 Text: Where is Waldo above If you get the joke, you’ll get me. 😉
• Location: Boise
• Post ID: 481490
• Phone: 208-546-9396
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